you don’t get to go to college in marietta after a perfect summer fling and leave me here loveless and sexless okay? i know you’re reading this and you suck and i miss you.

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DR.YANG IS WALKING AROUND LIKE A SHY MIDDLE SCHOOLER WITH HER HANDS IN HER POCKETS ALL SAD EYES PUPPY FACE.

BITCH, IF YOU DON’T GET INTO AN OR AND STEAL A SURGERY OR SOME SHIT.

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DR. YANG NEEDS TO GET HER SHIT TOGETHER. I ALMOST YOU DIED AND EVERYTHING BUT. 

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ashley said “we are going to turnip and while we’re at it we might as well lettuce and tomato too.” i’m just like oh sweet jesus i have the lamest friends in the world and i can’t even any more. 

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THE SHIT THAT JUST HAPPENED IN GREY’S ANATOMY

I FUCKING CANNOT

I WAS CRYING BECAUSE THAT GUY LOST HIS WIFE AND HE JUST CAME AND SHOT DR.KAREV IN THE CHEST AND DR.ADAMSON IN THE FUCKING HEAD.

I CAN’T. IT’S ONLY THE FIRST 8 MINUTES OF THE EPISODE

I FUUCKING CCCAAAAAAAAAAANOT

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South Park’s A History Channel Thanksgiving made a billion times more sense after I watched the movie Thor 

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Plot Twist: I actually give a fuck.
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This girl in my school was in a horrid car accident and is lucky to be alive and she’s complaining about how ugly her neck brace is and that she doesn’t want to go out in public with it because it’s embarrassing…oh ok. 

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Me at my best friend's house

Her: ohabakhbakhbhabhbsyw *Bengali talk*
Dad: sbhbdhbahbahbhwbkjw *more Bengali talk* Adriana dabnakbahbabkabka
Me: .....
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A lot of people exagerrate their PMS/use it as a way to complain.

Don’t get me wrong, I complain a lot. But I don’t think I’ve ever used something that natutally occurs EVERY month as a way of complaining.

Honestly, you’re going to complain about this every month for one week until you hit your late 40s? You’re going to be a very bitter person.

I know it’s not easy ladies, we have this girl talk with each other all the time. We write about it on Tumblr, we laugh about our worst experiences with our girls. But this does NOT give you any reason to give a bitch attitude towards anyone nor announce it to half the class. 

I can’t take of my bra without feeling extreme sensations of pain and soreness. But I know some girls that would show up to school all “NO ONE TALK TO ME MY BOOBS ARE FUCKING SORE GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE BITCH.”

Please calm down. Do you think that you’re the only female on the planet that experiences premenstrual syndrome? Should we all change our behavior and our way of being to please you for the couple of days? 

Go eat some chocolate and take a nap. 

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My boyfriend doesn’t respect my PDA rule. 

It’s actually kinda cute though cause I’m always the mushy one so seeing him act like that was a big difference today. 

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I love hearing juicy stories.

What I don’t like is that it pertains to my old best friend who was very important to me and I still care for deeply. 

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PEACE AND SERENITY.

When I tell y’all that I haven’t had a sleeping schedule all week, I’m not bullshiting. At all. 

Tonight, will be the night. HOT SHOWER. 

Grey’s Anatomy + Donuts. This is well deserved. 

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This weekend.

So tonight I’m putting the finishing touches to all my AP summer assingment projects. 

I should be done before midnight, I am still considering whether I should try to get those 5 hours asleep or if I should just stay up all night listening to music and tumbling(personal enjoyment). Mostly because I am pretty sure I’ll be more drowsy if I sleep 5 hours. 

THEN, Friday afternoon I am chilling with Ashley and her sister. Saturday, I’m going to Six Flags White Waters with my boyfriend. And I’ll finish of the weekend by trying to chill at Samrin’s house on Sunday. 

SOOOOOOOOOOO, let’s go. I honestly deserve this weekend. 

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Honestly, 

if this whole White Waters plan does go through. It’s gonna be fucking great to have DaQuan see me half naked and him not be able to do anything to me.

HA, the teasing. 

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