my best friend just tweeted this and i can’t even any more

my best friend just tweeted this and i can’t even any more

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My reaction to my phone vibrating: no.
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Why you should clear your history ALWAYS

In my school system we have an online website called Parent Portal where you can check your kids’ grades, disciplinary record, gpa, attendance, etc.

After watching porn one day I had gone downstairs in the living room to do some homework. My mom passes by and ask if she can get on Parent Portal to view me and my brother’s grades. 

I say “Sure” without hesitating. She sits down and starts typing portal on the search bar and then:

Clear your history guys, always. 

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Anonymous: i dont like u

In the time it took you to tell me that “u dont lyke meh” you could’ve just done this:

Its been nice knowing you anon. 

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Today our friend Nicole(@niiiiiicoleee) has ISS(In School Suspension), so me and Ashley(@youmayblowmebitch) plus our friend Austin decided to go and scream something at her ISS trailer.

Please excuse our gay laughs, we thought we were being bad asses. This was probably the most exciting this I’ve done all week.

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I’m amazed when I see these little 8 year old pricks with iphones. You know what I had when I was 8?

forever-and-alwayss:

Anyone who chooses Rainbow Road on Mario Kart Wifi:

checkerz:

I fucking hate you.

posted 2 years ago with 5 notes

that awkward moment when ninjas get their butt whooped by a high school cheerleader


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