My crudeness is just a defense mechanism, I am not really this heartless and shallow. It’s just easier when a majority of people think I am.
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My crudeness is just a defense mechanism, I am not really this heartless and shallow. It’s just easier when a majority of people think I am.
you don’t get to go to college in marietta after a perfect summer fling and leave me here loveless and sexless okay? i know you’re reading this and you suck and i miss you.
omfg my mom offered me the tahoe for the night and I said no because I have no motherfucking plans on a Saturday night.
3400030430% done.
Anytime I find out that a girl at my school is pregnant I like to play “WHO DA BABY DADDY”
DR.YANG IS WALKING AROUND LIKE A SHY MIDDLE SCHOOLER WITH HER HANDS IN HER POCKETS ALL SAD EYES PUPPY FACE.
BITCH, IF YOU DON’T GET INTO AN OR AND STEAL A SURGERY OR SOME SHIT.
DR. YANG NEEDS TO GET HER SHIT TOGETHER. I ALMOST YOU DIED AND EVERYTHING BUT.
IF A GUY IS WILLING TO SIT THROUGH AN EPISODE OF GLEE WITH ME SCREAMING “MY FEELS”, HE’S A KEEPER
If I hear samrin complain about her appearance, looks, grades, or love life I might actually unfriendly her right there on the spot
ashley said “we are going to turnip and while we’re at it we might as well lettuce and tomato too.” i’m just like oh sweet jesus i have the lamest friends in the world and i can’t even any more.
I FUCKING CANNOT
I WAS CRYING BECAUSE THAT GUY LOST HIS WIFE AND HE JUST CAME AND SHOT DR.KAREV IN THE CHEST AND DR.ADAMSON IN THE FUCKING HEAD.
I CAN’T. IT’S ONLY THE FIRST 8 MINUTES OF THE EPISODE
I FUUCKING CCCAAAAAAAAAAANOT
you irritate me and make me mad sometimes, but its only because you mean well and you’re trying to teach me and help me become a better person. i appreciate the no bullshit thing we have.
you know who you are, “bf”.
the other day my math teacher was assigning group members and when i looked at my partners i actually said eww peasants completely forgetting that i was in the real world
Since the summer me and Ashley have been waiting for this day to come. Since she became a member of GSLT(Gwinnett Student Leadership Team), she found that the “best schools” of our county(Brookwood,North Gwinnett, Grayson,Archer,etc) have one thing in common. Their school spirit.
In result, I have tried to be more school spirited than usual. I am usually one of the first people who claim homecoming is lame and could care less about our varsity teams. Thankfully, Ashley changed my mindset about that so I felt that the first home football game was a rightful place to debut our newfounded school spirited.
I even wrote on my car windows with window chalk
I also wore this super cute outfit, it was a black see through shirt with a yellow tank top under it.
Anyways, I am at home doing my hair before the game and Ashley calls me to say that her mom said he couldn’t go.
Automatic sad face and mood change, she then continues to say “What’s the worse that she can do to me if I go anyways?” We both knew where this was going. I told her I would call her at 6:50 before I left the house and if she still had the same train of thought I would come get here. She does.
I am driving to her house and Kuma calls me. She tells me that her and Adelisa are at Central and want to go to Little Ceasars. -______- I go and get them.
I continue on my drive to Ashley’s house and pick her and her sister up. Her little sister is scared out of her mind.
We go to Little Ceasars and Adelissa buys a pizza for us. We head towards Central and “turnt up with rachet music”.
It was a nice time. Half-way through the game Ashley’s mom calls. She’s threatning with sending them to DR and shit. lolololol. She calls again and tells them that she’s there and waiting for them. Ashley leaves….I haven’t heard from her since.
After they left we didn’t know what to do, we were completely bored at the game. I see Quan’s ex mean mugging mean and I feel awkward so me, Adelissa, and Kuma decide to leave. We go to Grayson’s Five Spot.
It was really fun because there was a lot of white people and talking to white people is so much fun for me because they’re sooooo friendly. It was great.
We head back right before the game is over to find that we have won.
This is our second game in a row. First Collins Hill(a game most of us thought we were going to loose) and now Clarke Central.
The Black Knight Pride is real this year.
How do I not have 100000000 everything I post is freaking hilarious. Sweet jesus I just go to my own blog to laugh
