posted 1 day ago with 953 notes
candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

clarainclara:

I see no lies here

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

thatfunnyblog:

wtf mom this aint a boosie fade

thatfunnyblog:

wtf mom this aint a boosie fade

offensed:

i wasn’t ready