tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

legalmexican:

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

ethernius:

hardcoretaco:

eholaura:

solarselection:

small-baby-chihiro:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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what in the pure fuck

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!

wha T

is this like some sort of competition… like what does the white person with the biggest gun wins

abc-television:

Olivia Pope, fashion goddess. 

abc-television:

Olivia Pope, fashion goddess. 

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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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mainheaux:

Me and my little brother do free style rapping for fun and I always cheat and do nicki minaj verses cuz he doesn’t know nicki minaj songs and he thinks I’m such a good rapper and always says I should record my own song…. I’m a piece of shit

slayboybunny:

if u wanna hear the most Florida thing ever just know that in 3rd grade i placed third in the Tropicana Orange Juice speech contest by writing about how we need to Love and Respect alligators