sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

image

i stand corrected

“Double-holy”

“Double-holy”

bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’

nontarian:

I couldn’t sleep so

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

agentjazzy:

The Sherlock Fandom is trying to help, and that’s what matters…

They’re trying.

posted 5 days ago with 5,234 notes

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

irritate:

flyingbutt:

apolloablaze:

ah yes…. the smell of victory



ohmygod 

irritate:

flyingbutt:

apolloablaze:

ah yes…. the smell of victory

ohmygod 

br000t:

healthy-mind-body-me:

the fuck am i suppose to do with this

i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life

br000t:

healthy-mind-body-me:

the fuck am i suppose to do with this

i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life

idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch