May 2013
freeze-dried-kittens:
its not a sex toy mom, its a sex action figure
potatoandotherwise:
potatoandotherwise:
potatoandotherwise:
oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so bad
what’s that weird feeling….
where the fuck did this come from
are those leggings
WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD
OH GOD
u kno my name not my story<3
I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO
which little string bean brought this back
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
thewaywardfox:
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
6 tags
ragazzzo:
why are boys so cute?
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
4 tags
Are gleeks even a real thing anymore?
the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
sloth-grunge:
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
sexhaver:
boredlord:
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
poopflow:
roughrimjob:
meladoodle:
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what do boxes breath
boxygen
i stand corrected
bikinimybottom:
if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’
idontneedsavin:
yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
