I write sins not five page research papers
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I write sins not five page research papers
are your friends the type of friends that won’t let you post a simple status too? lmao
“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
