90% of australian television is just white people crying about cooking or renovating.
my mom found a birthday card i made for my brother in elementary school
so we opened it up
i implied that i hated him and then drew my own selfie
the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face