falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

justaquietriot:

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

woah

julianplowden:

are your friends the type of friends that won’t let you post a simple status too? lmao

julianplowden:

are your friends the type of friends that won’t let you post a simple status too? lmao

posted 9 hours ago with 304 notes

hailldope:

The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”

commovente:


Written by Benedict Smith

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

posted 1 day ago with 77,868 notes

catswhatshesaid:

LET’S OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT!!!!!!

posted 1 day ago with 19,818 notes

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

posted 1 day ago with 14,578 notes
beyonco:

do you think he’s gay

beyonco:

do you think he’s gay

posted 2 days ago with 3,072 notes
I love N.E.R.D so fucking much.

I love N.E.R.D so fucking much.

posted 2 days ago with 1 note

ragazzzo:

why are boys so cute?

posted 2 days ago with 36 notes
posted 2 days ago with 8,425 notes

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag