momofficial:

a new level of white boy

momofficial:

a new level of white boy

liketheesun:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

posted 2 days ago with 5,409 notes
posted 2 days ago with 4,082 notes

zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

zachsgay:

zachsgay:

i need a 1k selfie before i die

image

posted 2 days ago with 7,434 notes

sorry:

When you say everything happens for a reason, don’t be surprised when I punch you in the head. It happened for a reason.

posted 2 days ago with 8,564 notes